the rules to be in my gang

by KRIME SLUGS

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about

based off a meme by @howdyyallimcraig

(full disclosure: I'm not cool enough to be in my gang)

lyrics

These are the rules to be in my gang

No Posers
Must shred on guitar and/or fight good
Have at least 3 warrants
A stick and poke done by me (no posers)
Hold in a fat dab for 5 minutes (no coughing)
Mix me a perfect mojito (with fresh mint)
Be able to hot wire a car
And have a Slayer or Anthrax ticket stub
No Posers

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released June 19, 2021
guitar- a poser
bass - a poser
drums - a poser
synth - a poser
vocals - a poser

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KRIME SLUGS Baltimore, Maryland

Everything is dumb so I'm "writing" dumb "songs" on dumb garage band based off a dumb algorithm that gives you dumb lyrics when you text a dumb band name to the dumb number. I should have called this "band" Dumb Numbers instead of Krime Slugs.

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